The EPA May Limit Exhalation??

On Monday the Wall Street Journal reported that the Obama administration may approve an EPA finding that classifies greenhouse gases as detrimental to human health.

This would give regulators more leverage over greenhouse gas emitters - like people who breathe out I suppose. Athletes, who often breathe harder than others, would be required to train less or pay mitigation fees. Death followed by decomposition could be outlawed. There may be future riches in body preservation and storage.

The politics are:
1. It could force congress to speed up legislation regarding greenhouse gases.

2. Obama is heading to Copenhagen for the United Nations Climate Change Conference. He wouldn't want to be seen as farting around after receiving the Nobel prize.

Health care reform legislation would need to be sped up to make room for the anti-flatulence rules.

What about beer bubbles? Aren't those CO2? It's a flat beer future - get used to it.

Trees that die in the woods; cows, dead or alive; bad cooking - all gone!

I wonder if it will affect heating your home with wood, gas, or oil?